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Best Funny Pick-up Lines and One-Liners

Sometime or the other, we all have thought of trying some cool pick-up lines to break the ice with some person. And very often, that person is likely to be someone we have a crush on. So, getting the pick-up lines correct, or the flirty jokes not too awkward, is very important for not ruining the mood at the very outset of a conversation. A well-placed pick-up line can immediately act as a conversation starter, which can lead to something more as well. You have to be a bit unique in your approach, of course, and say the right words in the right way, following a pick-up line or a joke with some interesting comments, and there you are making your crush laugh with you. Here are some of the best flirty jokes and puns you can use for starting a conversation on a lighter and funny note. 

Some funny pick-up lines and flirty one-liners:

  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, shall I walk by again? 
  • Did it hurt? When did you fall from heaven? 
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything, I have been searching for.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes; I cannot take them off you.
  • Roses are red…Violets are blue…Love was never in my mind…Until I came to know of you.
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you are entirely my type!
  • You be McDonald’s, and I will be Burger King. I will have it my way, while you will be lovin’ it.
  • Will you join me for dinner? Don’t say anything, just smile for a yes, or do a front-flip for no.
  • On a scale of one to ten, you are an absolute nice. And I am the only “one” you will need. 
  • Can you feel my sweater and tell me it’s of what material? 

(She says wool)

No, it’s boyfriend material. 

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