If you really know your way around the internet, you know where to find those rare gems generous people have unearthed from their VHS archives such as when Marilyn Manson was on Phil Donahue or this man who I am fully convinced has discovered the secrets of the universe.

“Glass and Gold” is a masterfully curated collection on Tumblr of this precise type of content created by Tokyo-based designer Will Goodan. “Glass and Gold” is an infinite scroll site of retro sex, violence, monsters and general weirdness in the vein of “Everything Is Terrible!” to satiate your palette for the side of human nature that SETI and Carl Sagan made sure to absolutely NOT include on the Voyager.

It is so rare that you find an oasis such as this, that inspires one to question our very human nature while simultaneously providing hours of entertainment. And for that Will Goodan, we salute you.

Here is just a sampling of what you can find on “Glass and Gold.” Prepare yourself.

Check out Will Goodan’s design website & portfolio.